Welcome To 2020, Where Candy Canes Are Now Ketchup Flavored

I REALLY wanted this to be a joke when I read about it, but it's 2020, and apparently anything goes. A company called Archie McPhee is selling ketchup-flavored candy canes. Described as having a "rich tomato flavor," the candy canes come in packs of six and cost $6.50. https://local12.com/news/offbeat/gallery/because-why-not-there-are-now-ketchup-flavored-candy-canes#photo-1 If you're a glutton for punishment, or a terrible gift giver, you can order ketchup candy canes from mcphee.com.