Machine Gun Kelly’s Most Existential Tweets of All Time

Machine Gun Kelly has said some pretty ridiculous things in his 31 years of existence. One of the more recent instances of hilarity was a story his girlfriend Megan Fox…

Laila Abuelhawa

Updated Jan 12, 2022 6:05 PM EST

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Machine Gun Kelly has said some pretty ridiculous things in his 31 years of existence. One of the more recent instances of hilarity was a story his girlfriend Megan Fox told of their first meeting.

When Fox, 35, met MGK briefly at a GQ party in Los Angeles, she said, "I don’t remember your face... And I definitely would have remembered his face," she continued. "I just remember this tall, blond, ghostly creature and I looked up and I was like, 'You smell like weed.' He looked down at me and he was like, 'I am weed.' Then, I swear to God, he disappeared like a ninja in a smoke bomb."

See below the most existential tweets MGK has said via Twitter:

Did Humans Have Tails?

Do Mario and Luigi Have Last Names?

I Am Weed

Bitter Sister

A Vibe

Allergic To Lettuce

Reborn

God Was A Girl

How

Why Don't You Get Goosebumps On Your Face?

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