At this point, everyone who plans to vote in the upcoming election knows who they’re voting for, and no debate or mudslinging political ad is likely to change that. So, how great would it be to live under a rock until after the election? is giving you a chance to do just that! The luxury man-made cave is fifty feet underground in New Mexico, and is being offered on a first come, first serve basis from November 2nd through 7th. The price? FIVE. DOLLARS. PER. NIGHT!

Booking begins tomorrow (10/9) on, and you can sign up here.

Pretty decent digs, considering it’s literally under a rock in the middle of actual nowhere:

Jenny Bender is one third of the Kicks Wake Up Krew on Kicks 99 in Augusta, Georgia, along with Cash & Dub. She's married to Chris Bender and is doting dog mom to their two rescue fur babies, Mary Poppins Bender & Truly Scrumptious Bender. Jenny is a karaoke queen who loves Jesus, country music, cheese, and the color pink.