Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do to hit your sales goals, and that’s just what Amory Vargo did. The nine-year-old remixed Lizzo’s “Truth Hurts” in hopes of selling more cookies.
In the video, she switches up the lyrics from “You coulda had a bad bitch, non-committal/Help you with your career, just a little,” to “You got a Thin Mint, minty middle/Help a community, just a little.” On another part of the song where Lizzo says, “Fresh photos with the bomb lighting/New man on the Minnesota Vikings,” Vargo sings, “Fresh lemons with the bomb icing/Lemon-Ups are new and exciting.”
On her website, Amory Vargo shares that she wants to sell 2020 boxes of cookies in hopes of earning a free week at camp. So far, she is about halfway there. Watch Amory’s clever video below.