No one loves a tight piece of clothing more than Kim Kardashian does. So while it’s no surprise that she is out and about in Paris this week in a variety of animal-print catsuits, we still have some questions.
Kardashian began the Great Catsuit Tour on March 5, when she snapped some photos of herself in head to toe leopard, including boots and gloves.
First and foremost, the most obvious of questions also comes with the most obvious of answers: “What is the goal of this outfit?” to which we would go out on a limb and guess “to get attention!”
Where does one get such a matching ensemble, you might also wonder. But fear not, for Kim answered this question with a caption quoting the 1995 movie Clueless: “You don’t understand, this is an Alaia.”
But now that we know the designer, we can’t help but wonder if the caption has a double-meaning. In the Clueless scene referenced, Cher is being robbed at gunpoint. Kim is now in Paris, where she was infamously robbed at gunpoint in 2016.
Is she making reference to her own robbery? Why would she poke fun at such a traumatic experience? Does Kim even have a sense of humor?
Which brings us to Catsuit Number Two. This one was, at once, more French (after all, she added a beret!) and also more in line with Kim’s aesthetic (translation: it’s more revealing!).
Also from Alaia, this second look features completely sheer animal print, with the exception of a velvet covering over the breasts and crotch. What can we say, it’s progress.
Two catsuits in two days beg the question: Does she always theme her vacation looks according to prints? Were other animal prints considered and just didn’t make the cut? Does she have something against Zebra print?
Regardless, she captioned this photo “An a whatta,” which of course is the famous response from the robber in the Clueless scene.
Is Kim obsessed with 90s nostalgia? Did she know everyone would eat it up? Or are sheer items of clothing simply as Kardashian as flawless makeup and messy relationship scandals.
We’ll let you be the judge.